It's been a while since I've made an actual entry.
I've been so busy lately doing a plethora of random things and catching up with old friends and you'd think I'd have plenty to babble about, but I'm exhausted, it's my first day back to work from a 2 1/2 week vacation and I'm just, ya know, lazy.

So, without further ado, I present to you an inappropriately long survey. Yay!



1. Where is your cell phone?: Sitting on my desk in front of me.
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?: Not in the least.
3. Your hair?: Black, brown, purple and blue. Also has some plastic in it, holding it all together.
4. Work?: Yes. At it right now.
5. Your father? Lives in LA. Likes scuba diving and changing his mind about what he's into.
6. Your favorite thing? My laptop. Couldn't survive without it.
7. Your dream last night?: I had a dream that noted fashion photographer Niger Barker fell in love with me and his possibly biological son was Mat Devine from Kill Hannah.
8. Your favorite drink? Water, lemonade
9. Your dream car? '69 Mach 1 Mustang
10. The room you’re in? I'm at my office. Woo, exciting!
11. Your pet? I don't have one of my own, but live with my roommates 2 very unique cats.
12. Your fears? syringe needles, snakes, dark bodies of water
13. What do you want to be in 10 years? 10 years older.
14. Where did you hang out last night? This one tall dude's backyard, making epic 8th grade science fair projects.
15. What you're not good at? settling, playing instruments, moderation
16. Eyebrow rings on the opposite sex? If he can pull it off? Yes. But that goes for most things.
17. One of your wish list items? Egyptian cotton sheets :D
18. Where you grew up? Good ol' Texas
19. The last thing you did? Answered the last question
20. What are you wearing? jeans, converse, obligatory black tshirt, hoodie. Turned on yet?
21. What aren’t you wearing? A suit or a dress.
23. Your computer? Is turned on and overworked. Oooooh.
24. Your life? Still motoring.
25. Your mood? Sleepy
26. Missing? My teddy bear
27. Who are you thinking about right now? This one guy with good hair.
28. Your car? Non-existent.
29. Your work? Fine. I work for a magazine.
30. Your summer? Isn't for another 5 months.
31. Your relationship status? Still single since the last time you asked.
32. Your favorite colour? Blue. Always blue.
33. When is the last time you laughed? Earlier today, watching videos of people falling down.
34. Last time you cried? I saw a movie the other day that made my eyes a tad leaky.
35. School? I've been.

MOUTHOLOGY
What is your salad dressing of choice? Ranch. I'm unique, I know.
What is your favorite fast food restaurant? Sonic. They need to make more than 2 in California.
What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Depends on mood.
What food could you eat every day and not get sick of it? Sushi
What are your pizza toppings of choice? pepperoni and black olives
What do you like to put on your toast? butter, strawberry jelly
What is your favorite type of gum? I don't chew gum.

TECHNOLOGY
What is your wallpaper on your computer? At home, a scene from Donnie Darko. At work, a little little monster made out of blue clay.
How many televisions are in your house? One
Do you use a laptop or desktop? Laptop at home, desktop at work.

BIOLOGY
Are you right-handed or left-handed? Right handed
Do you like your smile? I do it.
What’s your best feature? My eyes or hair.
Have you ever had anything removed from your body? 4 wisdom teeth and a wart from my finger when I was like, 5.
Which of your five senses do you think is keenest? For a smoker, I have a pretty keen sense of smell.
When was the last time you had a cavity? I have quite a few at the moment. Stupid dentists.
What is the heaviest item you lifted last? Uh...
Have you ever been knocked unconscious? Only with medications, not by force.

BULLCRAPOLOGY
If you could, would you wanna know the day you were going to die? Not in the least.
Is love for real? I like to think so.
If you could change your first name, what would you change it to? Cora.
What color do you think looks best on you? Blue.
Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? And on purpose too.
Have you ever saved someone’s life? I've certainly helped.
Has someone ever saved yours? I'm sure some have helped.

DAREOLOGY
Would you walk naked down a public street for $100,000? Sure! Just give me a little time to freshen up.
Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? Sure!
Would you cut off one of your little fingers for $200,000? Naw, the OCD would kill me.
Would you never blog again for $50,000? That's rough, but I think I could do it.
Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? Depends on the pose and what magazine.
Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? Yes.
Would you give up watching television for a year for $25,000? Sure, why not.

DUMBOLOGY
What is in your left pocket? nothing.
Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? It would have made me chuckle once or twice if it hadn't have been hyped as much.
Do you sit or stand in the shower? both.
Could you live with roommates? Apparently I can.
How many pairs of flip flops do you own? None. I think flipflops are awful.
Where were you born? Colorado Springs, CO
Last time you had a run-in with the cops? Define "run in". I haven't been in legal trouble in nearly a decade.
What do you want to be when you grow up? Still cute, mildly respectable.

LASTOLOGY
Friend you talked to? Angie
Last person you called? Jim Louvau
Person you kissed? Nun'ya
When? See above
Would you kiss that person again? Oh absolutely.

FAVORITOLOGY
Number? 3
Seasons? Autumn on the East Coast

CURRENTOLOGY
Missing someone? A few people, yes.
Mood? Still sleepy
Listening to? The front desk phone ringing.
Worrying about? Why my shoulder is sore.

RANDOMOLOGY
First place you went this morning? To my laptop. Hehe.
What can you not wait to do? Go buy a couch, sleep.
What’s the last movie you saw? The Wackness
Do you smile often? I do, actually.
Are you a friendly person? Depends if you're a creepster or not.

1. Where is the boy you like now? He's around.
2. What were you doing Friday? I spent the day in my PJs and cooked.
3. Name something you did yesterday? Spent 2 hours forming chicken wire.
4. Last person you text messaged? Crystal
5. Who was the last person to call you? Some spanish telemarketer that won't stop calling.
6. What are you doing right now? Filling out this obnoxious survey.
7. Next time you travel out of the country where will it be to? Hopefully London and Helsinki.
8. What color are your eyes? Brown
9. Are you allergic to anything? penicillin.
10. Are you dating the last person you kissed? Nope
11. Last place you ordered food from? Healthyca
12. Who was the last person you shared a bed with? Uhhh...nun'ya.
13. What color is your hair? still black, brown, purple and blue.
14. Do you remember singing any songs as a kid? Yup.
15. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? How many times are we going to be repeating questions here?
16. Who knows a secret or two about you? My teddy bear.
17. When was the last time you lied? I don't remember, actually.
18. Do you like fire? I'm not opposed to it.
19. Did you have a nap today? I wish.
20. What is your favorite drink? Clamato Juice. For fucks sake, stop repeating questions.
21. What do you wear more, jeans or sweats? Jeans
25. Where did you get the shirt you’re wearing now? Buffalo Exchange, I believe.
26. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher? Nope.
28. Is anyone jealous of you? I can name a few.
30. Have any regrets? A few
31. Where were you 1 hour ago? At work.
32. Where were you 8 hours ago? Asleep.
35. Has anyone ever told you that they like you more than as a friend? Too many times to be comfortable with.
37. Is cheating ever okay? Not really, no.
38. Who was the last person you rode in a car with? Teq.
39. What are you looking forward to? Buying a couch.
41. Have you kissed anyone in the past week? Nope.
43. What are you listening to? Now I'm listening to the clicking of the AC unit across the office.
45. Favorite Sports Team? Uhhh...pass.
46. What song do you want played at your funeral? Anything by Rick Astley
47. What were you doing 12 AM last night? Watching whores make that money.
48. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? "Nigel and Mat? Really? Fuckin' weird dream..."
49. Who will you be with this Saturday night? Hanging out with my buddies from The Attitude.
50. What woke you up this morning? Nothing.
52. Is tomorrow going to be a good night? One can hope.
53. Did you kiss or hug anyone today? Nope
55. How many myspace accounts do you have? Two
56. Do or did you like school? Parts of it.
56. Would you take a bullet for anyone? Depends on the person, depends on the location of said bullet.
57. Where would you like to live? Chicago, IL. would be nice.
58. Do long distance relationships work? No
59. Does your crush like you? I sincerely doubt it.
60. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Hopefully not here.
61. Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced? Thought about it. Got it done. Kept it for 4 years. Now it's gone.
62. Does a kiss make your cuts feel better? Depends on who's kissing them.
63. Have you ever passed out on the bathroom floor? Many times.
64. Can you cook? Some things, yes.
65. What shoe do you put on first, left or right? Whichever one I grab first.
66. Have you ever brushed your teeth while in the shower? All the time.
67. Have you had more than 3 boyfriends/girlfriends at the same time? I've dated several people at once, but never really had multiple boyfriends.
68. Have you ever thought about your death? All the time.
69. Whats your hair color? sigh. blackbrownpurpleblue.
70. Where do you put your towel after taking a shower? I usually hang it up right away.
71. What color is your shower curtain? I have shower doors, no curtain.
72. Have you ever had stitches? In my mouth and lip.
73. Are you straight? I am not.
74. Did you believe that girls have cooties? Did you mean cooters? No? Ok, no.
75. Do you know how to use chop sticks? Yup!
76. Can you finish the phrase, “Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?" SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!one!!1!!1! *has aneurysm, dies*
78. Do you sometimes believe that guys have PMS? I do!
79. Who was the last person you couldn’t take your eyes off of? This dude on the internet. He couldn't spell "you're" but damn, was he fine.
80. Have you ever given money to a homeless person? I gave this homeless guy $5 on Sat for singing 'Goody, Goody" by Ella Fitzgerald for me.
81. Have you ever run over an animal? Me personally, no.
82. What is your favourite cereal? Kix and Quisp.
83. Have you ever had an Oreo with peanut butter? Yes and it is amazing.
84. Have you gotten a text today? Not yet.
85. Do you think its right for straight guys to get their tongue pierced? I think it's lovely!
86. Where’s your favorite place to be? Curled up in bed, surrounded by blankets
88. It’s Wednesday afternoon, where are you usually? work?
89. Who are the last four people to send you a text message? My sister Michelle, Jim Louvau, Jasmine and Joshua
91. What are you listening to? Now a little Brahms.
92. Your Christmas list consists of? Stuff from Amazon.com
93. Your ex just asked you out and you say? Which ex?
94. You’re going to New York for school shopping, where do you go first? For school shopping? Um...why would I go to NY just to go school shopping?
95. You need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go to first? Buffalo Exchange.
96. How do you feel about your hair? Upkeep is a bitch.
97. What time do you wake up for school? Not in school, atm.
98. What movie is in your DVD player? None at the moment.
99. Last two numbers in your phone number? 98
100. Who calls you by a nickname? 50% of my friendbase.
101. What side of the bed do you sleep on? Left side.
102. Do you like roller coasters? Love em.
103. Favorite T.V. show? The Office, 30 Rock, Arrested Development.
104. Your last IM was from? Monte.
105. Favorite Beverage? HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU ASK ME THIS?! <-- This.
106. When’s the next time you’ll kiss someone of the opposite sex? Hopefully quite soon.
107. What do your pants look like? Right now? Blue. Jeans. Bluejeans.
108. Are you tired? I am.
109. Do you have to pee? Nope.
110. Would you kiss the cook of tonight's dinner? I will be making my dinner, so...yes.
111. Laugh much? Yep.
112. What are your plans for Saturday? Go see The Attitude.
113-116 were a bunch of goddamn repeats.
117. The most excitement you had this week? Bar hopping with The Attitude, adventures in spray foaming.
118. What do you usually order at Taco Bell? I love their chicken enchiladas. Nom nom nom.
119. Have you ever sat all the way through Gone With the Wind? I have!
120 and 121 were also deleted... (Not my doing)
122. Do you ever think about the price of gasoline? I don't drive, but I do think about it.
123. Do you sleep with a fan on? If it's hot.
124. What’s the best thing about winter? The snow. :3 Oh, and sitting inside all nice and warm and comfy and watching the snow outside. Now, if only it would snow in LA.
125. How often do you hold back from saying what you are thinking? A LOT.
126. How many states have you been to? I've been to every state except Hawaii, Maine and Rhode Island.
127. Are you currently planning a trip? Always.
128. Who was the last person you read something out loud to? Probably Brenno.
129. Last time you forced yourself to do something? This morning. Getting up, going to work.
130. Have you ever googled your name and found somebody? I have.
140. Who’s your number one? My #1 what? That's rather open ended.
141. Can you drive? Yup! I can.
142. What makes you feel like you are young again? Going to Logan and Lindz' parties.
143. Do you ever type “kik” or “;p’;” instead of lol? Once in a while.
144. Do you know how to play chess? Yes.
145. Whats on your mind right now? How I watched an episode of Cathouse last night where one of the hookers played chess naked in bed with a guy and how awesome I thought that was.