I'd like to share a story with you, dear readers, about my apartment complex.


If you were not already aware, I'd like to share a little peice of information.

Bees are fucking evil.


We're talking like, minons of Satan kind of evil. It's a wellknown fact.

Bees have nothing but hate in their eyes.
Pure hate.



See that? Hate.

So, last week, I came home late. Around midnight or so.
I noticed a strange black pile along the courtyard that looked almost like small dogfood. Black little pellets everywhere.
Odd, I thought.

( Read more about Satan's right-hand men )

Haris Pilton is BACK. mwahaha.

ByeBye blonde, hello bruisehair.

Now everyone who's been bugging me to dye my hair blue again for the past, oh 4 years, can respectively STFU.

Alright, it's time for an update.

What have I been doing? Well, leaving my house for once, so there's that.

I've been trying to force myself to be more social, which is something I've needed for a while.

I've been hanging out with a few new friends. Some quite decent, some just time passers. Ah, yes.

I went to Oceanside this weekend to hang out with my 13 year old cousin while my aunt was out of town. Generally, I just had to hang around and make sure he didn't order hookers or burn anything expensive. He's a great kid, but the weekend solidified the fact that I am just not cut out for hanging out with children (which is good to know).
We went to see Semi-Pro and wow. It is a terrible, terrible movie. I chuckled a few times, but overall? What a waste of 2 hours. During the movie, probably around 10-15 people walked out. Yeah, it was that bad. Will Ferrall's movies are getting progressively worse and worse, yet we all keep watching them, hoping to God they'll be as good as 'Elf' or 'Anchorman'. *sigh*. Seriously, don't waste your time or money on this movie. Will Ferrall is most known for his quotable quotes and I can't even think of a single line from the movie that stuck out enough for me to want to obnoxiously berate my friends with it. Oh, Will.

In other news, apparently IceBreakers has a new product.
It's called 'Icebreakers Pacs' and it was released in November. It's a powder that dissolves on your tongue, leaving you with fresh breath.
Um...you guys might want to take a look at this. Something seems...odd about this product.



(edit: OK, apparently they stopped making it in January, but still...wow.)


(2nd edit: Has anyone else ever heard of BC powder? It's a headache powder you down with a drink. Works like a charm and will get rid of your headache in like, 5 minutes flat. It also looks a little suspicious. Comes in folded wax paper. See below:)



And that concludes this update. Byebye.

Alright, I know I've only had it up for a day, but since almost all of the quotes were figured out, I'll calling time on it.

Way to go, everyone! Some of you figured out ones I totally didn't expect you to.

But I'm about 72% sure (you see what I did there?) that there is NO WAY in hell you guys are gonna figure out the remaining 3, being that I'm pretty sure that 2 of them, I am one of like, 10 people who even know the movie exists and the 3rd one, well, if you can actually quote that movie, we need to date immediately. haha.
Here's the answers for the one's you guys missed (and thanks to everyone who played along!)

2. "We all go a little crazy sometimes, Doctor."
"Yes, Ms. Matthews, but most of us come back."
----House of Cards

5. "We're supposed to be normal people living normal lives. Working nine to five, going to church on Sundays: normal. Maiming, murdering, crippling park animals: abnormal."
----Tromeo & Juliet

15. "I think Houdini did this once, and if I remember right, he was out of the hospital in no time."
"Well, that's encouraging."
----The Brave Little Toaster

One of the new meme's going around.
I KNOW I've been posting a lot of the damn things lately, but people have been harrassing me to do this one.
Fine, fine fine.

Go ahead and try me, suckas.

1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Fill in the film title once it's guessed.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.

1. "I found you in hell. Don't you think I could find you in Jersey?" (What Dreams May Come)-maliced0ll

2. "We all go a little crazy sometimes, Doctor."
"Yes, Ms. Matthews, but most of us come back."

3. "And so, dear Lord, it is with deep sadness that we turn over to you this young woman, whose dream to ride on a giant swan resulted in her death. Maybe it is your way of telling us... to buy American." (Drop Dead Gorgeous)-voltaires_vice

4. "Listen, Coop. Last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this. Andy is really hot. And don't get me wrong, you're cute too, but Andy is like, cut. From marble. He's gorgeous. He has this beautiful face and this incredible body, and I genuinely don't care that he's kinda lame. I don't even care that he cheats on me. And I like you more than I like Andy, Coop, but I'm 16. And maybe it'll be a different story when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about sex. I just wanna get laid. I just wanna take him and grab him and fuck his brains out, ya know? So that's where my priorities are right now. Sex. Specifically with Andy and not with you." (Wet Hot American Summer) -excitableboy

5. "We're supposed to be normal people living normal lives. Working nine to five, going to church on Sundays: normal. Maiming, murdering, crippling park animals: abnormal."

6. "We knew the girls were really women in disguise, that they understood love, and even death, and that our job was merely to create the noise that seemed to fascinate them." (The Virgin Suicides)-voltaires_vice

7. "Goddess Diana, fail you I will. / I was to bring you fresh sperm from my Bill. / I had him erect and his semen would follow. / Alas, I was hot. So hot that I swallowed." (Four Rooms) -voltaires_vice

8. "This isn't life, it's just stuff. And it's become more important to you than living. Well, honey, that's just nuts." (American Beauty) -aeriifaerii

9. "Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you." (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy) -sevenseven

10. "Life is a game. So fight for survival and see if you're worth it." (Battle Royale) -sevenseven

11. "You can't change who people are without destroying who they were." (Butterfly Effect) -keipha

12. "Clatto Verata N... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!" (Army Of Darkness) -digitalusrex

13. "Porthos dreams of being a bear, and you want to shatter those dreams by saying he's *just* a dog? What a horrible candle-snuffing word. That's like saying, "He can't climb that mountain, he's just a man", or "That's not a diamond, it's just a rock." Just." (Finding Neverland) -flawedseraphim

14. "Oh, face it, you just hate every single guy on the face of the earth."
"That's not true. I just hate all these extroverted, obnoxious, pseudo-bohemian losers." (Ghost World) -angelheart27

15. "I think Houdini did this once, and if I remember right, he was out of the hospital in no time."
"Well, that's encouraging."

Blame foulplay for this :)

1. Ask me to take pictures of any aspect of my life you're curious about.
2. Leave your requests as comments to this entry.
3. Please look at the previous requests as to not do repeats.
4. I'll snap the pictures and post them.
5. Tag 5 people to do this too!

Tagged: maliced0ll, voltaires_vice, kz, mazturbate, vmydarkstar

So I just got robbed.
They stole my Sidekick.

so uh, don't bother emailing my T-mobile account or text messaging me. I won't get it.